Why don’t you love me?

Upon a close examination of my incoming traffic, I have found that the majority of my hits comes from tvtropes.org. The rest comes from Russian-Patriotic-Bear-Porn sites.

…no I’m not joking…

Because the later scares me to previously unknown degrees, I dare you “tropers” to do enough to warrant my own “Trope”. I would be in your debt. I doubt there is enough originality in Mr. Square for one, but I feel more comfortable calling you Tropers out than the Russians.

Honestly, I can give you nothing in return but the wisdom to NEVER surf porn focused on a country’s official animal.

Unless it’s American.

Rev. Fitz
Michael Fitzgerald (Rev. Fitz) is a writer, illustrator, and amateur Electrical Engineer who lives in Seattle.

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