Upon a close examination of my incoming traffic, I have found that the majority of my hits comes from tvtropes.org. The rest comes from Russian-Patriotic-Bear-Porn sites.
…no I’m not joking…
Because the later scares me to previously unknown degrees, I dare you “tropers” to do enough to warrant my own “Trope”. I would be in your debt. I doubt there is enough originality in Mr. Square for one, but I feel more comfortable calling you Tropers out than the Russians.
Honestly, I can give you nothing in return but the wisdom to NEVER surf porn focused on a country’s official animal.
Unless it’s American.