Raol killed Hunter.

I want you to know that my hatred for Christmas is not a seasonal thing. It occupies my mind even now. So, once again, here is a list of things I bitterly hate:

  • Christmas
  • X-mass
  • December 25th
  • Christmas music
  • Christmas Specials
  • Black Friday
  • Disney
  • The Disney Channel
  • Disney Christmas Specials
  • Disco
  • Children

(More specifically the laughter of children)
(Even more specifically the laughter of orphaned children)

  • Mr. Square
  • Spelling mistakes IN Mr. Square
  • Santa Claus
  • Rudolph The Red nose Brown-Noser.
  • The exploitation and marketing of hip-hop culture.
  • McDonald’s (see directly above)
  • Elvis Presley
  • Music Television
  • Frosty the Snow-Man (could he be any more white?)
  • Teenagers, and by association, things teenagers like:

(Twitter, Twilight, The Jonas Brothers, energy drinks and D.A.R.E)

  • Presents (seriously)
  • Hard Core music for killing Punk.
  • Punk
  • Republicans
  • Democrats
  • Recycling
  • Christmas Trees
  • FAKE Christmas trees (the true symbol of the holiday)

And finally:

  • Your poor spellng.
Rev. Fitz
Michael Fitzgerald (Rev. Fitz) is a writer, illustrator, and amateur Electrical Engineer who lives in Seattle.

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