Believe me, children, if I knew how to make that title up there larger, I would. And it would be on fire, and like, impregnating twenty Mormon girls while punching a god damn tank because I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!


“Kick the Football Chuck” is now complete, and the ghost of Schulz, as well as “The Howling madness” have passed. Mr. square, with all of his terrible, unforgiving, shitty quality are back on the original schedule, till I say so. If you are awaiting the results of a contest announced MONTHS ago, be patient. The only thing keeping me from the announcements is the fact that I CANNOT AFFORD MY OWN T-SHIRTS.

Rev. Fitz
Michael Fitzgerald (Rev. Fitz) is a writer, illustrator, and amateur Electrical Engineer who lives in Seattle.

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