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It's 3:00 A.M.
My drunken guests look upon me with a mixture of confusion and pity as I rant about an idea that I want to share with them. When no one laughs I repeat, but louder this time, with the suspicion that no one heard me. When I finish I rush to my desk as quickly as possible, I don't want to lose this. My belligerent scribbling sheds hard onto the table and I look upon my creation. Glory. I giggle madly and then fall into a sleeping abyss.
It's 12:00 P.M.
A vague feeling of guilt echos above my unforgiving hangover as light intrudes into my eyes. I trudge reluctantly to my desk and find the work of my drunk counterpart. Weight is added to my headache as I finish reading it and I try desperately to make sense of the punchline. I allow this futility to pass and drop the comic with the others, and realize now, with a dreadful clarity that there is now a PILE of them. Dear god. I fall back into my cot and plan a way for others to suffer from these comics, and my dreams taunt me.
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Who is responsible for these comics? The Rev. Michael Fitzgerald So, what's with the talking box? Boxes exist on a 3d plane with 6 outward sides. Mr. Square is a 2d character. No really, what's with the talking box? Mr. Square was created in Michael's High-School days. When a fellow drone-child saw his artwork, he then promptly informed him that he should "stick with drawing squares". Due to his spiteful nature, Michael created a "Mr. Square" comic, photocopied it, and placed a copy into the drone-child's locker. Daily. Eventually it became an animation for his senior project and was entered into the school's film festival. It lost. To a guy who was home-schooled. After graduation an english teacher made it part of her curriculum because it had enough 1984 (the book) references to be relevant to the class and countless children were subjected to it. Since High-School he has not been able to stop drawing the doodle, and it has cropped up and manifested in drunken stupors. This site hosts these comics. That was boring. What's with the sheep? He's a character in the comic. There is evidence that he is crazy. This is frustrating. WHAT IS HIS NAME?! Who? Michael? We went over this. Forget it. I already have. The site is called revfitz.com, does that mean that he is ordained? Yes, Michael Fitzgerald is actually the Rev. Michael Fitzgerald. He can officiate weddings, for more information please refer to the "contact" section. Michael does not belong to any sect and is non-practicing. How can he be a Minister if he doesn't believe in god? Oh what, just because he is agnostic means he can't be blessed? That's discrimination. You should be ashamed. Yes, that's exactly what it--- Ashamed. Really ashamed. You probably support Jim Crow laws too. It turns out I kinda like this comic, and have fan art. All characters and comics are copyright material and... JESUS! I'm not going to sell them! How do I give them to you? Forgive me, the "contact" page has all the information you need. |
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. When he is not brewing mead and playing with excessively high voltages via Tesla Coils, he draws the Mr. Square comics for your amusement. He is also available for weddings.