Mr. Square Doodle is a lot like you, he's abstract and poorly drawn. Just like you. He lives one day at a time in a very hostile, inconsistent, and sometimes incoherent world filled with non sequiturs and psychotic sheep. Just like you. He's addicted to antidepressants that can talk. Just like you...

Unlike you, however, he stars in a comic, and it is updated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday...

Disclaimer: The following comics were not proof read, and may have been created outside of sobriety. The artist has little recollection of what they are about.