Rev. Michael Fitzgerald is a spiritually responsible minister and kilt wearing nutter. He is a vessel for the Lord’s word AND HE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THE LORD SAYS THROUGH HIM. No matter how vulgar, inconsistent, or excessively violent and blasphemous those words may be. It is not his place to question the wisdom of a transcendental power when it screams “Christ is a potato, I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF LIGHT!” and demands that he relays this to the masses. It is for this reason that he has found refuge in a bunker below sea level. It is from this compound that Rev. Fitz belligerently scribbles out content for your amusement, but with little regard for your mental health and well being. These include:Æsir at Minimum Wage: Featuring the viking gods living one day at a time in poverty
I told you I was just going to get some cigarettes. I would be back. You protested, demanding me to meet your gaze as I said it. I didn’t, and you knew I was lying.
Mr. Square is back and will be updated every Tuesdays and Thursdays. I promise things will be different this time, okay cupcake?
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